my house my rules

Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.

Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"

by That thing in your eye March 31, 2023

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Austin Work Rule

Fouling around while in a committed relationship is only allowed as long as it is with coworkers. This is considered a “team building” function and helps create trust, respect, and loyalty within a company.

“Dude did you hear Josh was banging Leslie from the mail room”
“Yea, it’s not cheating though due to the Austin Work Rule”

by RefineryWorker May 30, 2024

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The Rule of Black & White

A rule stating that characters that contain the colors Black & White side by side are direct references to Ephless

“Hey, I have a new character I made with black and white hair”

“You know the rule of black & white, it’s ephless.”

by Ephless July 25, 2024

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Andrews' Rules

In the game of 8 Ball Pool, Andrews' rules apply when you loose the game with all 7 of your balls still on the table
The looser/s must strip and run 3 laps around the table

Dude you've still got 7 balls, Andrews' Rules! Pro homo🤙

by PineappleUnicorn January 19, 2020

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Rule of Jeep

No matter how much money you put into your jeep xj it is not worth more than 1200 dollars. It has to be absolutely flawless and even then you cannot sell for more than 2000. Do not buy an xj if you are not going to abide by the rule of jeep.

3500 for your xj, are you crazy. What about the Rule of Jeep!

by supadoop October 8, 2020

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