L rule

The shorter a guy is from top to toe, the longer he will be from tip to balls.

So you either you have your longer side in your height or in your dick.

Bob: "Damn, how can Mario find so many hotties to fuck when he's poor, ugly and barely 170 cm/5.5 ft?"
John:"L rule bro"

by Revery December 18, 2024

Austin Work Rule

Fouling around while in a committed relationship is only allowed as long as it is with coworkers. This is considered a “team building” function and helps create trust, respect, and loyalty within a company.

“Dude did you hear Josh was banging Leslie from the mail room”
“Yea, it’s not cheating though due to the Austin Work Rule”

by RefineryWorker May 30, 2024

The Rule of Black & White

A rule stating that characters that contain the colors Black & White side by side are direct references to Ephless

“Hey, I have a new character I made with black and white hair”

“You know the rule of black & white, it’s ephless.”

by Ephless July 25, 2024

Skibidi toilet rule 34

Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn out of it, so dont bother imagining skibidi toilet sex.

... You really want an example?
Skibidi toilet rule 34

by RazvanYIN December 9, 2023

road rules

Just stay out of my fucking way.

The Humungous of the Wasteland should have followed the road rules while chasing Mad Max.

by jam July 9, 2003

Golden Rule

Don’t date your classmates.

This is to prevent unnecessary drama and tension within the class when they eventually break up.

Kim and Rafael started dating last school year. They are golden rule breakers.

by What name hasn’t been used September 23, 2023

rule 4

a reminder that we do not like to look at sex toys particularly those featuring characters from despicable me I, II, or III, or any knock off, please euthanize me

hey uh wanna see this minion themed...

RULE 4.

by barandgrille July 24, 2021