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v Cell rules

Very important mobile rules not to be broken
Connection detection - Bubble u x x dat come -v Cell rules: Wn ur mss run

lowWn cell gets/runs slowIf ur cell cms 2b slow downI'll send u me pics min
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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The Lee Rule

To take the first parking space one runs across in a lot, instead of circling to find the closest one to an entrance. First uttered in 1991
Man screw this I’m not a fat fuck, I’m invoking The Lee Rule. We can save 5 minutes, by walking an extra 50 feet to get inside the store.
by Coolhandchuck November 8, 2020
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The First Rule Of IT

The First Rule Of IT is turn off and then turn on again
The second rule is to plug it out of the power sourcce for 8 seconds and then plug it back
The third rule is to never doubt the indian technician guy
Example 1 :
when everything goes wrong with your computer remember the first rule of IT
Example 2 :

when in doubt power off and restart
Example 3 : actually a reference from the series AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D Season 5 Episode 2
when jemma a lead scientist tries to avoid getting hit by an enourmess astroid she talks about the first rule of IT and puts it in a good use by powering off and powering on the space ship
by SOMBRA ON STEROIDS June 6, 2018
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Rule 67

Rule 67 is a law of the universe that states that ANYTHING and EVERYTHING CAN and WILL be made into a form of brainrot. This rule applies to objects, places, names, countries, verbs, adjectives, numbers, symbols etc..
What the Sigma?! Im gooning on a Jet2 holiday fr. Its like Rule 67 irl.

Example 1:
The way that switch brrt, I know he dyin' (oh my, oh my God)
6-7, I just bipped right on the highway - Skrilla, Doot doot, 2025

Example 2:
Pen Pineapple Apple Pen - Pikotaro, PPAP, 2016

Example 3:

Rizz - Kai Cenat, 2024
by HuangDiThe67th August 25, 2025
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Rule of thumb

An approximate way of doing something based on presumptions rather than fact. Contrary to popular belief, the idea the law once allowed a husband to beat his wife as long as the device was no thicker than his thumb is false, as such assaults were outlawed for centuries in common law, although the ban wasn't generally codified in written law until the 1980s.
A driver kept going 5 mph over the speed limit, thinking the police had a rule of thumb that it was a waste of time to give out a ticket to anyone going anything lower than that.
by BlastFurnace February 27, 2025
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Rule 1999

If it is a game, there is a roblox copy of it.
A: Did you hear about the new Changed clone on Roblox now?
B: Really now? A furry fetish game on Roblox of ALL places?
A: Yes, ever read Rule 1999 on the internet?
by Marzsala February 22, 2023
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Rule 500

If something has Diavolo from the fifth part of jojo dying in it, its canon
Guy 1: Hey did you see Diavolo dying in the background?
Guy 2: Yeah, this shits canon now because of rule 500
by imp fuck2 January 12, 2021
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