hot chocolate river

It's like a Cleveland Steamer but with saran wrap.

When I hang out with Jahrel, we always take a trip down the hot chocolate river.

by Am@nda March 08, 2016

Chocolate chip cookie with white frosting

When to guys preform a circle jerk and who ever cums last has to eat the cum

cookie

I won a game of chocolate chip cookie with white frosting yesterday.

by TACOCAT34 November 19, 2015

bubba chocolate

A bubba chocolate is when your buddy is sleeping and you wake him up with a nice fart in his face.

"wow three bubba chocolates in one night.. that is harsh"

by ahamaet December 05, 2007

don't slip chocolate chip

don't stress out buddy

or

don't mess up buddy

dad: we lost the house to foreclosure
mom: don't slip chocolate chip

by AnnWatts May 15, 2015

Chocolate Coffee

Akin to piss in taste. If you have every watched Bear Grills guzzle his on piss, you can now imagine how chocolate coffee tastes.

Friend: “Oh God, that man on TV is chugging piss from snake skin!”
You: “Still better than Chocolate Coffee”

by Number1 piss lover November 06, 2021

chocolate wise

When you eat a reasonable amount of chocolate at Easter, eating too much would be unwise.

"Are you going to be chocolate wise this Easter?"

by Chocolatewise December 11, 2022

chocolate pooh bear

someone sweet like chocolate soft bear; sort of like a pimp always has a way with the ladiespimp},mac

That guy is a straight chocolate pooh bear. Look at him with all them ladies

by Mark Jeremy Todd Tyler September 07, 2008