Space Monkey

a north london N8 ...cockney rhyming slang for junkie

look at that boy he's a right space monkey

by funnyasfuck October 25, 2003

porch monkey

Anyone who is chased out of their own home due to extreme heat & lack of A.C. who sits out on the porch enjoying a beverage & shooting the breeze.

Me & Rich were hanging on the porch livin' large and feelin' groovy.

by Tina Marie August 3, 2005

backwards monkey

a backwards hand job

"she gave ryan a backwards monkey"

by chardizzle June 26, 2006

Bit The Monkey

1. Being extremely mean to somebody.
2. When your mad at someone.

1. Did you hear what Nick did to me yesterday, he totally bit the monkey.
2. Bre is such a bitch! She bit the monkey!

by Kell Bell 4 ever December 15, 2003

Spider Monkey

The act of positioning ones arms between their legs and thrusting towards the ground shrieking loudly like a spider monkey.

Tom came home after an exhausting spider monkey with Sherry. Then sherry came home and Tom grundel thundered her (look up grundle thunder)

by Wagner/ Thrasher May 15, 2006

Monkey Stomp

GySgt Fulp's I hate my life dance. The process of stomping both feet while swinging arms frantically in the air, and grunting as if constipated.

As GySgt Fulp realized he was choad like he began doing the monkey stomp.

by Roy October 21, 2003

northern monkey

Alex Odlin

by never you mind - tapes September 30, 2003