mexican babysitter

A metal screen door that is attached to your front door.

Make sure you lock the Mexican babysitter. We don't want the kids to escape while we are out.

by BadmotorfingerC15 January 27, 2022

Mexican Cumcake

The act of cumming in a frying pan and eating

Juan made a delicious Mexican cumcake.

by koolterrorist May 12, 2023

Mexican puzzle

Ripping up a newspaper or other pieces of paper and making someone put the pieces back together.

Son:"dad im bored."
Dad:*rips up newspaper*
"Here's a Mexican puzzle, put it together."

by thatoneguy23 December 8, 2014

Mexican thunderbasket

A group of very large, fat Hispanic dudes participating in a circle jerk.

"I heard he was in a Mexican Thunderbasket on Saturday, we should hit him up and ask about getting involved."

by sarahmcmillions February 14, 2019

Mexican Laughy Gas

when you fart into a dip spitter and close the lid real quick. When your friend opens the bottle to spit in it he/she gets the full effect of Mexican Laughy Gas

Scissorhands needed to spit so bad so i gave him the bottle on the floor, bad for him it had Mexican Laughy Gas inside

by Jersey Wave March 29, 2010

Mexican

Person who works as either a housekeeper, construction worker, or gardener. They also enjoy tacos, burritos, quesadillas, fajitas, and jumping over walls.

Person 1: “Why do construction workers take so long to finish their projects?”
Person 2: “It’s cause those Mexicans spend all their time eating tacos and not working!”

by UnironicallyRacist March 13, 2023

Mexican Popsicle

A Mexican popsicle where your sexual partner indulges unhealthy amounts of Taco Bell and as you two are going anal behind a Denny’s, their bowels explode wet and hot diarrhea onto your penis while still inside of them. Your partner then has to perform oral sex on your penis

“Yeah bro, she’s kinda freaky. She even suggested we do the Mexican popsicle in bed last night!”

by Seven71hatesme November 24, 2021