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boner job 

the act of a girl walking into the room and a guy instantly getting a colossal boner.
Friend: Dude i got one of the nicest boner jobs last night.

Other Friend: Damn your lucky.
boner job by study of wumbo May 17, 2012
Related Words
job Jobby jobber Jobe JoBro jobo job corps jobbie jobless Jobsworth

super job 

When 8 girls give you a blowjob
If your girlfriend and 7 girls get naughty and suck you off it's called a super job

scooch job

The circumstance when you're with an attractive lady, known or unknown, and she has to scooch next to you, thereby giving you an erection.
"Dude I was with Cheryl last night at the show, she gave me a scooch job"
scooch job by Boontoggle February 7, 2014

Horn-job 

when animals that have horns rub each others genitails with their horns to increase their excitement
the dinasours started to give each other horn-jobs because they were feeling really rambunctious
Horn-job by thatguy20125 August 24, 2014
Female version of snake venom. 2 lesbians eat each other out in 69 position to point of squirting. They keep the juices in their mouths then face each other and spray the juices on each others face, like a squid releasing ink.
"She looks like she would ink job." "That ink job smeared her make up."
Ink job by Cobber22 May 1, 2015
a word use to describe a virtual blowjob
Jack," I just got an E-job the other day man, it was great"
John,"Isn't that kind of cheating on your wife?"
Jack,"..."
E-job by aloha hack-bar November 18, 2016