giant gym rat

A giant rat that lives in a weird school that cant afford to get a exterminator.

The gym was buzzing with the usual chaos of kids running around, but then Kenza's eyes widened as she spotted something unusual. A giant rat, the size of a small dog, was perched precariously on the roof of the gym. It looked like it had been feasting on some serious gym snacks.

The janitor, Mr. Thompson, was a no-nonsense kind of guy. He saw the rat and, without missing a beat, grabbed his broom. With the precision of an Olympic javelin thrower, he hurled the broom at the rat. The broom hit its mark, and the rat tumbled down, landing with a thud on the gym floor. The kids erupted in a mix of cheers and screams.

But that wasn't the end of it. A few days later, during a particularly boring assembly, Kenza noticed the rat again. This time, it was lurking near the bleachers, right next to where all the 6th graders were sitting. Everyone was oblivious, except for one brave 7th grader who let out a blood-curdling scream, "RAT!" The entire gym went into a frenzy, with kids scrambling to get away from the bleachers.

Dance kid: ugh PE is so bad what do u even do?

PE kid: I watch janitors throw brooms at giant gym rats.

by anonymous February 26, 2025

Reynald the rat

Rey, Also known as the cutest human alive, is the most powerful rat you can ever encounter. Not only are they kind and caring, but the only thing he can think about is cuddles and hugs. Legends say that when reynald makes an animal sound, it means they want a forehead kiss. It is difficult to take care of said rat, and thus you need to read a “how to take care of a crackhead” manual. Their fav food is your cheek or a rock so watch out until they bite ya!

Here it goes again, reynald the rat wants forhead kisses. *precedes to give them smoochie*

by Magic Caterpillar November 21, 2021

jaundice-rat

jaundice-rat is used to describe a person (often a man ) who is a closeted homosexual and conventionally unattractive

I saw this guy at the club and despite the fact he only talked to woman in sure he’s a jaundice-rat

by Azriallin March 13, 2024

Ugly Rat Pizza

An adjective to describe something or someone that is ugly in appearance, smells horribly, but also has great taste. It is believed that the term was made when a Italian chef had his slice of pizza stolen by a rat.

"James is such an ugly rat pizza. I couldn't bare being next to his armpits, at least the show we were watching was good enough to distract me."

by JellyBox April 16, 2020

Rat

another name for armys aka the fandom of bts

That rat is the most annoying, dim-witted person I’ve ever had the displeasure of meeting.

by txtoutsold November 13, 2019

Ramp Rat

A Hoochie or group of Hoochies who hang around boat docks. These creatures wait for strange men to pick them up and take them on their boats.

The Ramp Rat is always on the lookout for free booze, narcotics and its next victim.
They acquire random phone #s from random guys to use them for their boats.

#1 "Yoooo
Stay away from that hoe....
She's a Ramp Rat."

#2 "Did you see that Ramp Rat I picked up yesterday? Looks like its your turn today Bro"...

by BeerMan312 May 24, 2020

Muff Rat

Greasy and dirty pubic hair typically a womans, but can also be mans.

"I told me boss his face looked like a muff rat."

by pussyslaver69 April 22, 2019