Why do good girls like bad guys

I’ve had this question for a real long time I’m bad boy and it’s plain to see. So why don’t good girls fall in love with me

Guy 1- he Albert still plays Pokémon go..
Guy 2- why do good girls like bad guys?
Guy 1- bud, we will never know

by Skoooler December 5, 2018

Meat and potatoes guy/girl

A subtle way of describing a bisexual man or woman.

You may not wanna get too close with Bill...he's a meat and potatoes guy, yanno...

by anonymous April 13, 2004

This guy's got a little more nut than sac.

A phrase used to describes a man who plays it close to the vest and is always living on the edge.

-Did you see Tom telling the teacher to piss off?
-Yeah, this guy's got a little more nut than sac.

by BigCatJG69 September 16, 2018

that one creepy guy in the corner eating a pickle

a person who loves spying on people, usually in the gym. this person also loves eating pickles because pickles "sounds funny" and is salty just like when that one creepy guy in the corner eating a pickle plays video game like overwatch, he always blames the healer for not healing him and always screams when he dies

why is that one creepy guy in the corner eating a pickle spying on me

by gyfytfdtytyguybuugfdrdsre April 25, 2017

National kiss your guy best friend

23. August is national kiss your guy best friend

Hey it’s national kiss your guy best friend day

Oh really, then i have to kiss him i guess

by havefunguys0333 August 13, 2019

Knockoff Affliction tee shirt wearing guys

These are considered the cheaper version of the already horrifically douche tee shirts made by Affliction. They are typically worn by 30 something males that want to appear tougher than they actually are. They believe it makes them seem more cutting edge and cooler than the average male. This guy is typically about 30, slightly balding, semi buff (but on the far side) living with several high school buddies and in a relatively dead end job. They may also be a small time drug dealer or bookie! They like to constantly relive the big "scores" of yesteryears and target chicks that are 20-22. Typical first names could be Chad, Chris, Tom, Eric, and Paul. Nicknames could include, Pipes, T-man, Pulli.

Hey man...Be careful tonight! That place will be filled with Knockoff Affliction Tee shirt wearing guys.

by Keeping it real 716 April 8, 2017

I just saw the Gayest Guy on Earth

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He hangs around in Allston (fuckin' fruit)
He always wears a tree shirt
His favorite band is Roadsaw
He's out at The Model Café (you fuckin' fruit)

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He hangs out with Toxic Narcotic
He's got a tribal tattoo
His best friend is Joe Bonni
He's got his eyebrow pierced (you fuckin' fruit)

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He has purple dreadlocks
He works at Herrell's Ice Cream
He wears an "Allston Rock City" t-shirt
I hope you fucking die

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by Death Menace August 30, 2022