I can’t believed I asked that girl for nudes, it was so dirty. I’m disgusting I can’t believe I wacked off, I’m having Post-nut clarity.
by Stale pop tart crust December 30, 2019
national nut day falls on the crisp day of december 1st. this is day right after no nut november ends. it is typically known as the start of destroy dick december.
guy 1: it's 11:59pm! national nut day is nearly here!
guy 2: finally fellow soldier, we're almost at the other side!
guy 2: finally fellow soldier, we're almost at the other side!
by ilikeketchupalot November 14, 2019
Definition: The “opening of the mind” which occurs in a man after he has unleashed the fattest nut ever nutted in the chronicles of nut-kind. This “opening” is characterized by an incredibly intense feeling of “awakening” and “awareness”. The individual in question feels as if the secrets and inner-workings of the universe have suddenly been unraveled before his eyes.
by The Most Esteemed Scholar July 06, 2019
by derek yip April 26, 2004
A term used when you are laughing insanely hard. Similar to laughing your ass off, you are busting a nut, because you are laughing so hard at a persons joke.
Jeff: "Damn, look at her camel toe gobble up those tights!! Hahahahah"
Carlos: "Oh my god! I am busting a nut laughing right now!!"
Carlos: "Oh my god! I am busting a nut laughing right now!!"
by Alex22uc August 17, 2012
Mom: Are you ok son?
Son:You wouldn’t understand.The post nut depression just hit.
Dad:I understand my child.
Son:You wouldn’t understand.The post nut depression just hit.
Dad:I understand my child.
by Macaroni and Cheese Bitch October 28, 2019
by charmgang January 20, 2019