National Slap a Hoe Day

January 8th is National Slap a hoe day. Slap that one person that gets on your everlasting nerves

person: Hey, it’s january 8th
hoe: ok??
person: you know what that mean…
hoe: oh shit its National Slap a Hoe Day

by rawrtastical January 8, 2024

SLAP

Sounds like a plan

Jack: Let's go out to dinner tonight
Jill: slap

by Chad Dart May 1, 2021

Did Will slap ?

It’s when you want to say : Did it really happen ?

Instead you say :did Will slap ?

Some one farts in elevator:

You say: did Will slap ? Come on!!!

by anonymous March 29, 2022

Milk slap

When you nut in your hand till it fills halfway than go up to someone and slap them as hard as you can with the nut hand

Guy 1: Yesterday I gave my girlfriend a milk slap!
Guy 2: what happened?
Guy 1: she left me.

by Samuraignome June 4, 2023

Slap 5

getting 5 percent window tints on your car.

"Cuh I just got det box Slap 5 da jakes cant c in dis hoe".

by ddefrmda45 June 28, 2022

National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!

Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary

Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!

by SuperDope Trash March 12, 2020

Slobbering Slap

A slap that is given to you by your 2 best friends in private at the same time.

The people giving the slap, lick their hands and begin to slap their victim over and over.

Do you want a slobbering slap??

by Eziooooooooo March 3, 2011