butter my tulip

when a woman or man have freshly groomed their pubic area and left themselves a small patch or "garden of tulips" of pubic hair to be watered - or urinated on by one's partner. Squirting is also applicable in this situation.

Rebecca's boyfriend just got a Brazilian wax, and he asked Rebecca, "Baby, would you butter my tulips?" In which she replied, "Baby, I've been waiting all day for you to ask me." Rebecca buttered his tulips. Oh yeah.

by MonsieurMosaic April 24, 2016

fuckle butters

A term of endearment used when one girl loves another extremely excessively handsome man

You got me pregnant fuckle butters

by sunshinebutters May 8, 2016

milking the butter utter

"Milking the butter utter," is a misspelling of "milking the butter udder," which refers to the act of tit fucking a lactating woman, with extra points to whomever consumes the udder butter, or cum and tit milk mixed into a creamy butter-like consistency.

My girl loves eating the udder butter when I 'm done milking the butter utter (udder)!

by Echo One Romeo September 20, 2016

Peanut Butter Nutter

A person who's cum is very thick and heavy

Girl 1: Did you spit or swallow last night?

Girl 2: I spit, he was a peanut butter nutter!

Girl 1: OMG! Hahaha

by Mdad September 18, 2016

butter fiddle

A hot guy with a beautiful face but severe erectile dysfunction.

He was beautiful but we didn't make sweet music together because he was a total butter fiddle.

by MakingEntropy September 12, 2016

Butter lightbulb

A kid who looks like butter and a lightbulb

Your paler than my butter and your glasses make you look like a lightbulb 😂😂💡💀 and that is a butter lightbulb

by TYLER SAMOSNITE August 26, 2016

peanut butter eater

When someone licks the shit stains out of your underwear.

Tony is a peanut butter eater.

by Fagbag6969 August 19, 2016