Rule One

In the game Rocket League, if your car collides in contact with another car and interlocks, you must stay locked until a goal is scored or the game ends.

Damn, I’m in a rule one Johnny!

by eternaljay May 28, 2024

Rule 965

When Nikita is breaking the law by being too pretty

Omg! Nikita is breaking Rule 965

by TheUnscrambler February 8, 2023

Rule 34.5

"If it exists, there's an AI content of it."

A: I can't go anywhere online without seeing AI!

B: It's Rule 34.5, they're coming after everything now...

by JerboaBee December 6, 2025

Ja Rule

A guy that most people would think of as bad publicity or a way to lose money if seen with him these days. A guy most artists that made songs with him in the late 90's early 2000's would no longer sit with at the cool "grown" kids status table.

If Ja Rule was at a bar with Jay Z and DMX and 50 cent walked in, not only would he have to give his seat up to 50 cent, but Jay Z and DMX would help 50 cent drag their "friend" Ja Rule out of the bar.

by The Original Agahnim December 3, 2021

Admiral Rule

A principle of behavior in which an individual deliberately breaks or disregards the established rules, norms, or customs of a culture, not out of necessity or rebellion for change, but chiefly to satisfy personal pride, self-importance, or ego.

Instead of buying a round of drinks after getting a hole-in-one for the bar, Mark invoked the Admiral Rule and stated everyone was else in the bar was irrelevant.

by CommitteeMember6969 September 28, 2025

Gloves Rule

The Gloves rule negates any form of backlash and accountablity by *wearing gloves*. Wearing gloves are a sign of mental illness and the person wearing them should not be held accountable for their actions

Woah did you know that our neighbor raped his 11 year old stepsister? "Woah thats fucking disgusting" No dude, he had on gloves. "Ah I Hope he gets help only a retard would wear gloves" Well thats the gloves rule

by Onald November 11, 2020

Rule 3425

If the phrase "Joe mama" has been said to a person you are married to that means you need to buy them a onigiri

<someone's spouse>"Joe mama"
<that someone's spouse>"where is my onigiri nerd?"
<someone's spouse>"what why?!"
<that someone's spouse>"Its rule 3425!!"

by Deeznutssuckitnerd April 3, 2022