Kissing the TV

When you’re desperate or obsessed with someone or content on tv that you kiss and slobber all over the screen.

Dude you’re so in love with CNN and fake news you should be kissing the tv.

by Trixiedevlin December 16, 2020

kiss or get off the pot

When a person take more time than necessary to do something.

When a person is parking for a long time:

-Hey Brad, are you going to park today or not? Kiss or get off the pot!

by The Rocha April 3, 2018

antler kisses

When you rapidly rub your ear on someone’s cheek or other places

Dude! My girlfriend gives the dopest antler kisses!

by GangnamZtyle September 25, 2018

Kiss of the devil

When one is chewing big red gum then proceeds to have oral sex (butthole licking) of the taint hole on their said partner or partners....

Rick was chewing big red then licked randys asshole...Randal replied it's so hot and spicy it's ass if it was a kiss of the devil on my asshole...

by el-gato-negro March 4, 2019

INDIRECT FRENCH KISS

Yes not just the INDIRECT KISS but was they on an ASSHOLE.

I drank from a water bottle as I was so FUCK THIRSTY that it was my training already that INDIRECT FRENCH KISS to any SHITTY ASSHOLE.

by SIXTIES LITTLE GIRL August 21, 2021

Hershey's Kiss

The grotesque aftermath of masturbating after shitting without wiping. The masturbator positions themselves towards the back of the toilet seat to make it easier to shoot the load into the toilet, which results in a Hershey's Kiss shaped turdlet on the back of the seat

"Bro, can I shit at your place? I can't go at my place anymore."
"Why not?"
"My roommate keeps leaving Hershey's Kisses on the fucking toilet seat."

by Richard Noggin October 15, 2022

Kiss Trak

Unlike a Diss Trak, a Kiss Trak is a song that explains the artist's need to fuck another person

Uh, I can't think of any examples of a Kiss Trak, you know, except for every song in existence

by Funnyclock301956 April 4, 2021