Sloppy Joe Pickle Pumper

When a male defecates into a female's mouth, who then proceeds to fellate the male with a mouthful of excrement.

Not even the Germans, with their infinite scheizer porn, were ready for the Sloppy Joe Pickle Pumper.

by the black debbie February 6, 2005

The "Billie Joe Strong-Arm"

A euphemism for masturbation. A play on the name of punk rocker Billie Joe Armstrong, singer for Green Day whose song "Longview" was partially based on the subject.Also for his habit of polishing the family jewels for his fans at concerts.

I'm gonna go home, grab my dirty mags and do the "Billie Joe Strong-arm" for awhile.

by Nix Eradicatus April 8, 2005

idiot in chief Joe Biden

A puppet allowed to do nothing but read a teleprompter and sign papers with a big crayon.

And here comes our idiot in chief Joe Biden who will not be taking questions.

by OurGovernmentSucks March 18, 2021

side-ways sloppy joe

clitoris, pussy, etc.

I could really go for a slideways sloppy joe or a tuna casserole....pink taco?

by Bean August 15, 2003

Everybody wants me Joe

This is a common phenomenon that exists in most men. They think all women want them. He's the guy that interepts an innocent comment and/or compliment to mean that you "want him."

Carloyn: "Hey, Joe, nice tie, is that new?"

(How does this in translates in Joe's mind?)

Joe's mind: "See!! I knew it! She wants me!! How do I tell her I'm not looking for a committed relationship."

Joe: "Uh, thanks Carolyn. I gotta go. I have to jump on an important call. (all the while unable to look her in the eye)

(How does this translate in Carolyn's mind?)

Carolyn: "WTF? I told him nice tie!! How does he get that I'm hitting on him." Here's another classic case of 'everybody wants me Joe.'

by CoffeewCream August 29, 2009

Joe Shit the Rag Man

A term used during the 1960's and early 70's used by somebody either forgotten or intentionally not invited to some kind of function (party, orgy, etc.), the last to know about something, or whose opinion wasn't either wanted or solicited.

Btw, boisterous, ignorant, low iq marines (i'm redundant...) like to take credit for this term, like everything else of their non-invention...

Example: WTF, why wasn't I told about this? Who am I, Joe Shit the rag man or something?

by caveputorium December 19, 2012

Joe Nelsons Belly Button

Large
genuinely so big it has its own ecosystem.
get too close and it might just suck you in like a black hole

‘so how big is it’
Joe Nelsons belly button big 😏

by DaddyMckenny January 17, 2021