Murphy's second law

Anyone that can exist does exist, and they're probably on Twitter.

"What on earth do you mean they're calling themselves 'Sigma Males'?"

"Murphy's second law. They exist."

by waddlemarco June 30, 2021

Mittzir's law

When you try to imagine the darkest possible outcome to make a joke about pedophilia, the catholic church already has done much worse.

I made a joke about how priests raped kids and then imprisoned the victim for having a baby out of wedlock and they subsequently sold their babies, but Mittzir's law was true again when someone linked me to an article telling about the Magdalene laundries

by Gill Mesh July 3, 2021

ice's first law of maps

ice's first law of maps states that for every fictional map large enough, an area within it will resemble the Mediterranean even if slightly.

ice's first law of maps just look at some maps

by icesuu July 9, 2021

Pin's law

A law stating "A community is always known for it's worst examples", coined by Reddit user u/Impressive_Pin8761.

"People thinking of Vegans as aggressive and overbearing is an example of Pin's law."

by Lé Flonkér January 13, 2026

Connor's Law

When exposure looms, the family image is often the first line of defence.

Person 1: why did you steal from that charity?

Person 2: Why are you asking me this? I'M A FAMILY MAN!!!!!!!

Person 1: This has nothing to do with your kids, why would you even mention them?

Person 3: people always lean hard into the family image during a scandal. He's definitely guilty. Connor's Law.

by YoungGriff86 January 21, 2026

Murphy's Law of sitting down

"You can stand in line till da cows come home and da slow customer at da service-desk is still not gonna budge, but da moment you decide to plop down and comfortably settle yer tushie on da floor, DAT'S precisely when da line will start to move again, and then you'll hafta hastily "up, periscope!", putting even MORE strain on yer achy leg-muscles!

Carrying a skateboard to sit on can allow you to somewhat alleviate da "Murphy's Law of sitting down" debacle, since you can scooch yerslef forward more easily without actually having to groaningly stand up again, but unfortunately, many stores/offices take a dim view of bringing wheeled toys into their checkout-lanes or waiting-rooms! :P

by QuacksO January 21, 2026

Hard Problem of Law

The tension between certainty and justice. Law strives to be a system of clear, predictable, general rules applied equally to all (certainty). But justice often demands consideration of unique circumstances, intentions, and contexts (equity). The hard problem is that these two aims are in perpetual conflict. Applying the rule rigidly can lead to unjust outcomes in specific cases ("The letter of the law killeth"). Allowing too much discretion to judges to achieve equity destroys predictability and opens the door to bias and arbitrariness. The system can never fully satisfy both masters.

Example: A law says "No vehicles in the park," meant to ensure safety and tranquility. A rigid application would ban an ambulance entering to save a life, or a veteran's WWII jeep in a memorial display—both absurdly unjust outcomes. A judge allowing them uses discretion, but then where is the line? What about a skateboard? A remote-controlled car? The hard problem: The moment you write a rule, you create loopholes and hard cases. Law is an attempt to capture fluid human conduct in a net of fixed words, and much of what matters always slips through the holes. Hard Problem of Law.

by Enkigal January 24, 2026