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douche bag

Talks really loud, laughs, and yawns way to loud. Often finds their own jokes funnier then they really are. Has a lot of blonde moments and isn't very skilled in socializing with others.
Someone with the name Jessica is a huge douche bag
by annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd November 21, 2014
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Dr Douche

Dr of Douchery
by Dr Douche December 7, 2021
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Douche Waffle

1. A Belgian waffle topped with a drizzle of the remaining contents of a douche bag.

2. That cheese dick mother fucker whom cuts you off in traffic, honks horn, drives too slow, or just plain looks like a assjacker. (i.e. Harris of kades)
Mmmm. A douche waffle sure would hit the spot right at this very moment...said nobody ever. Or, people who shoot 14 year old kids are douche waffles.
by ScottiePG.C July 13, 2016
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Douche Faucet

When a person is cool or fun to be around most of a time, but occasionally will turn on his or her douche faucet and the doucheness will just flow out without stopping.
Chris: Dude, we were at "the party" and Joey just totally turned on his douche faucet, pushed me in the pool, called Connor a fatty, paid in pennies for 18 bags of chips at the store, then mugged a chinese immigrant, molested a three year old, and punched a mexican prostitute in the face!

Nik: What a douche faucet!

Geoff: I think Joey's douche faucet is taped down in the "on" position.
by Always 777 December 12, 2011
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Satchel de douche

Whoa that Gary is a real satchel de douche
by TMoneyID February 21, 2011
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Douche Bag

the new word for a jerk. Usually wearing aviator sunglasses, a polo shirt with the collar popped, and thong sandals. These people usually start their stories with "Dude, i was so wasted last night." and tell them loud enough for everyone to hear
"Did u hear Xander making fun of that girl while she was up in front of the whole class? what a douche bag"
by jewish faced dude October 4, 2011
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Douche Nozzle

A person who is such an asshole that they probably spit douches out of their nozzle (mouth)
Girl 1: Becky called me a whore

Girl 2: Don't worry Hun, she is just being a douche nozzle
by Dick_Weasel January 3, 2015
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