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Poke the Bear

The action of provoking and annoying one's father to become angry and irritated
(CHANT) "POKE THE BEAR... POKE THE BEAR... POKE THE BEAR"
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"Don't poke the bear!"
by funguslordlaw December 3, 2021
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Bear Rinehart

William S. 'Bear' Rinehart is "the perfect man" Only rivaled in perfection by his brother, Bo Rinehart. Bear is the lead singer in the best band in the world NEEDTOBREATHE. He posses the most powerful, most incredible voice you will ever hear. His voice can melt hearts and patch up souls and maybe one day bring about world peace. He also plays several instruments including guitar, harmonica and piano and writes some of the most real songs you'll ever hear.
Bear is a friendly, introverted dude who tries his best to make you feel special, but just being in his presence gets you high for at least four months anyways.
Bear Rinehart loves people. He not only supports charities that are providing sustainable healthcare to third world countries, but he goes to these places himself and plays a large part in organizing impactful events to support said cause.
Third, William Stanley "Bear" Rinehart III is gorgeous. He's drop dead gorgeous. He was a star football player but now he's basically a model. He has a perfect sense of style and looks amazing in any lighting or setting. He's a total rock star and the image of masculine beauty.
Ariel: "Gurl, all the girls in our friend group are married or at least dating someone. When are you going to find anyone? Zach's brother is-"
Jae: "Queen, I've told you a thousand times. Now that I know Bear RInehart exists there's never going to be anyone for me. He's set my standards too high and now everyone else is just meh in comparison. I'm good tho. Thanks."
by Darlin who'll talk to ya October 21, 2018
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jer bear

hell on earth
he has a big passion for torturing young cheerleaders
he’s a human grinch
I have heard jer bear makes everyone miserable
by user103948200349 June 27, 2022
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Bad news bears

When something bad is about to happen and nobody can stop it
This building is burning and all the firemen are of on another call this is bad news bears
by Jon brannn November 11, 2020
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Little Bear Disease (LBD)

Symptoms:
Consistently misjudges the size of everyday objects (a 6-inch sandwich might be guessed as 12 inches, or vice versa).

Doesn’t know the bear at the zoo is big

Has trouble estimating people’s height — everyone looks either taller or shorter than they actually are.

Can’t eyeball measurements — struggles with things like “how many feet away” or “how many inches long.”

Needs to rely on comparison (like holding their hand up or asking for a reference) instead of instinct.
Sorry I don’t know how tall he was… I have little bear disease.

Sorry I was off, it’s my little bear disease (LBD).
by Little bear baby August 16, 2025
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booty bear

a bear that will eat your booty if you put honey on it
the booty bear is coming run do you have honey on your but yeah, I wanted to see if it was real
by thatgoat January 15, 2022
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Bear Grylls

Verb:
The act of going down on a girl until she squirts into your mouth and down your throat.
Dave:
"I helped a girl discover she was a squirter...on my face, in my mouth, down in my throat...it was unexpected..."
Johnny:
"Wow bro you really went full Bear Grylls on her finally!"
by Ares Inamorta May 31, 2016
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