man tassel

A decorative tassel, much like those on handles of bikes, that hangs from the penis of a man.

"Did you hear about the size of his dong?"
"Yeah, can you imagine a man tassel on that one?!"

by yikes™ May 28, 2016

Man clamp

A male between two males during homosexual sex. Or a female that lays with many men

Craig spends most of his nights being a total Man Clamp.

by TastyChocolatestarfish August 21, 2018

Altoid Man

A being that always ALWAYS has altoids on him. Also stopped world war 6 in Estonia.

Wanna Altoid??
Man who’s that guy that stopped world war 6 again? Oh it’s the altoid man.

by Shygvy April 1, 2022

Man broth

After 6 month to a year of CONTINIOUS use, The bedsheet of a single guy is boiled in a pot. A man can sweat upto a liter a day, combined with billions of dead skin cells, various arthropods(both dead and living), occasional residue pee particle (salt) and protein enriched ejaculation nectar(upto 5 times a day).

Some times spiced up by socks(CONTINOUSLY used), The more number of holes they have higher the quality it is.

A delicacy only enjoyed by the flag bearers of peak masculinity.

xXpussyslayer69Xx : Did you enjoyed yesterday's Man Broth my fellow brethren?

Dr.chadthundercock : It was splendid my fellow man, Tasted otherworldly with last season's boiled denim.

by PlatoTheAnon July 13, 2021

The cabbage man

The cabbage man is from atla (avatar the last air bender) he is the best character in the entire show

Me: who's the best character in atla (avatar the last air bender)

You: it’s obviously the cabbage man 🥬

by Theofficaldefinerofallwords January 3, 2021

Cranker Man

A Crank (Meth) Addict

Wow look at that Cranker Man, I wonder if he sells.

by Coaster Happy February 17, 2012

man-looked

When a male conducts a half assed attempt at searching for a missing object. Said object is usually in plain sight, and sometimes within a 10ft radius.

To look, but not really see.

Husband: "heyyyyy babe, have you seen my wallet?"
Wife: "did you look in the kitchen?"
Husband: "Yeah, I've searched EVERYWHERE. It's gone!"
Wife:*locates wallet in kitchen in 4.8647 seconds* "here honey, it was in the kitchen right next to the coffee pot. Admit it, you man-looked for this"

by Haddysmom June 7, 2016