Taco Moon Pie

When a person with female genitalia bends over and rips their pants and all the business shows. See also: sausage moon pie (male genitalia)

Ugh! I was so embarrassed when I had my tights pants on and gave everyone a taco moon pie when I dropped my pen.

by PTA mom123 September 15, 2022

Taco Bueno

It's good, but only if you have 23 rolls of toilet paper and a bible

Me after Taco Bueno: "PLEASE GOD WHAT DID I DO TO DESRVE THIS?! I'LL GO TO CHURCH!

by tendicksinmyass October 14, 2020

rainbow tacos

lesbian vaginas.

That hot chick hates guys - she is only interested in rainbow tacos.

by Scorpio.71 December 27, 2015

Taco Johnny

When you split a six pack and a pound with your girl and then she gives you road head while you're still eating your tacos from Taco John's. While you're polishing off your potato olés and she's polishing off your knob.

Yo, I was hungry and horny so my girl gave me a Taco Johnny.

Have you ever given a Taco Johnny?

by Sugar Nipps July 02, 2019

Chocco taco

When a girl wipes from back to front after taking a dump she gets shit on her pussy.

Man my chick came out of the bathroom the other day, blew it up, she had a chocco taco!

by Kayceerataezyk March 10, 2020

i pooped on a bird and it screamed like a taco

why would you even search this up-

Person 1: HEY MAN I POOPED ON A BIRD AND IT SCREAMED LIKE A TACO!

Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.

by cat hotdog June 16, 2021

Shit taco

The act of farting into and filling up a vagina with a rank fart.

Man Shazza was a freak, she made me give her a shit taco.

I gave this chick a shit taco right, and she queefed it back in my face.

by Dandrew December 19, 2021