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emo mexican

In mexico few persons know what an emo is, so people think they´re faggets wearing their sister´s new pants with weird hair cuts and thik black glasses. In mexico everyone who doesn´t use hat and funny moustache is gay...
***the emo mexican is waiting the next ride in the bus stop***

*** the bus stops but only to throw eggs to the emo mexican and a voice came out of the bus saying: putoooooo!!!***

emo mexican: why didn´t i born in america? i`m so sad, I think i´m the saddest emo boy in the world, i need my razor...
by tolol June 25, 2006
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The Mexican Drive-Thru

basically what you do is go to taco bell (or your local taco establishment) and order like 10 cheesy bean and rice burritos,if you have the money. then you drive around until you stop at a red light and theres a car next to yours. as soon as the light turns green you whip one of the burritos at the innocent bystanders car and take off. repeat and enjoy!
dude we just pulled off the mexican drive-thru, and one of the burritos went through the guys open window! its all over the inside of his van!
by the bassist May 19, 2008
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Jungle Mexican

A not so nice term for the Mexicans from regions like Oaxaca, usually very short. Can also refer to Guatamalans, who are not Mexican at all but often resemble Mexicans from bordering areas.
There's a lot of Jungle Mexicans in my hometown.
by Johnny Kanaka November 25, 2016
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Half Mexican

The term half Mexican doesn’t necessarily mean Mexican it can mean Spaniard or Honduran or Guatemalan Etc. etc. it’s almost just a universal word for a Hispanic descendant Half-Mexicans are USUALLY ridiculously good looking, coming fully equipped with a large penis
Damn I want me a half Mexican now
by Horny for dominic July 1, 2020
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Upper Mexican

ADJ. Used to describe Americans by those of other nationalities; particularly Canadians. Specifically, poking fun at the potential xenophobic American attitudes towards the ongoing illegal immigration debate.
Take your drunk-ass 19 year old Upper Mexican ass back over the border; your dollar is no good here!
by Michael J. F. June 14, 2008
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emo mexican

Usually characterized by being of dark skin and black hair. It is custom to wear a black jacket (preferably an invader zim one) year round. These jackets are what hold the pins they use to cut their wrists, seeing as they lead on such struggled lives. Because emo mexicans wash their hair just as often as they wash their jackets, it is not surprising they release a horrendous smell. Although there is no specific age for an emo mexican, it is considered suitable for one to leave behind such ways by junior year of high school.

Hot topic is their sanctuary. My Chemical Romance is their jam. Emo mexicans travel in packs. Beware!
Mother fuck, that emo mexican's myspace always slows down my computer!
by f00k dat June 12, 2007
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Flying Mexican

a 6 shot drink that will fuck up the best of you.... it's so dirty it really only belongs south of the border.

So hold on to your sombrero's....

3 shots coconut run
2 shots tequila
1 shot vodka
1 shot pineapple juice
Splash of Lime juice
hint of grenadine
over ice!

ole!

(created by the three amigos... while lying on a beach in Boca)
Drink one and you'll feel like a flying mexican trying to get over the border.
by Grandma Weens January 5, 2009
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