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red light green light sex 

Best example for this is when you can't have regular sex like you used to before you had kids. You could have pretty much done it anywhere anytime, but now that you have kids, it's a no go. They're always around. So you can only do it at certain times. Hence the term red light, green light.
red light green light sex:

Jack: Damn, never have kids man
Eric: Why not?
Jack: Because the sex is nothing but red light, green light!

*Kissing*
Jack: I'm in the mood.
Lisa : Sorry honey, but can't. I have to go pick up the kids from school soon.
Jack: *fustrated* damn it Lisa, every since we had the kids, its been nothing but red light, green light sex!..
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smoking the green 

smoking the old marijuana aka the best most beautiful substance on the planet
ah i love being a hippie and smoking the green all day

Gang Green 

A nickname for the NFL football team, New York Jets. It is a combination of a Gang referring to the "Team members" and the Color of the "New York Jets"- Green.
Lets go gang green, we'll win a Superbowl soon!
Gang Green by jetsfan1 May 12, 2011

Bowling Green

(BGSU) A mid-sized school in Northeast Ohio with a good teaching program, a great art/design program, and a kickass football team. School mascot is the Falcon, while the school colors are orange and brown.
Person from Michigan: "I went to Bowling Green"
Person from Florida: "Ain't that in Kentucky?"
Bowling Green by expos September 8, 2004

Ashlee Green 

awesomely great, onion booty-ed girl that's super sweet and packed with energy like a Mt. Dew.
Damn girl you straight up on the Ashlee Green status.
Ashlee Green by ManicHispanic66 March 13, 2009

Rachel Green 

An awesome character on the popular TV show friends.
Married Ross Geller while drunk in Las Vegas, divorced him soon after (although this took a long time for various reasons) and later had a baby with him.
Is a fashion executive at Ralph Lauren.
Is ditzy at times.
Rachel Green just is. Do not question Rachel Green.
Rachel Green by Vince20 February 2, 2014

Mike Green 

A sexy beast Washington Capitals hockey player that is the best defenseman in the history of the NHL.

Also see sexy beast and Washington Capitals

Not to be confused with Alex Ovechkin
Girl 1: Did you see Ovie in the Caps game last night! He was amazing!

Girl 2: Um, I wasn't paying any attention to that no-front-tooth guy, Mike Green pwned. He broke a record!
Mike Green by JGoose13 February 15, 2009