A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.
Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.
by PrimaryRefrigerator February 16, 2025
Get the Brown Belt Bromug. by gregory III October 2, 2023
Get the Bro-ditusmug. Derogatory phrase used to completely shut down a roasting battle. Stemming from the classic ur mom gay and other similar phrases.
by crustmeister May 11, 2018
Get the Ur bro a hoemug. A: you and John had sex last night?
B: no, we had bro-sex, so that's technically not gay
A: if you say so...
B: no, we had bro-sex, so that's technically not gay
A: if you say so...
by PabloTheWordInventer June 23, 2024
Get the Bro-sexmug. by JoJo steel ball run is PEAK September 20, 2023
Get the NinjagoSUPERSIGMA BROmug. by KjngDrew December 30, 2021
Get the Safe as bromug. A total douche bag. Usually lives in the San Bernardino, Riverside, or Orange County area of California. You can identify a bro by their oh so common attire I.E. Black Metal Mulisha or Monster hats, sagging dickies shorts, high black socks and fat skate shoes that nobody but these douche bags wear. They also love to wear Fox Clothing or anything that involves dirt biking. Also drives Big Trucks with a bunch of stupid ass trucks. Usually seen blasting bands like Korn, Limp Bizkit, or any other band in that nature.
That stupid bro kept blasting his gay ass Godsmack album in the parking lot. I fucking hate bros, they're such douche bags!
by Gfunk95 September 21, 2016
Get the Bromug.