secret uncle

Your own personal uncle that is secret to the rest of the world.

Mikalah: I swear i have a secret uncle.
Madi: I don’t believe you, show me.
mikalah: I can’t it’s a secret!

by Jeeoh July 26, 2021

*Sobs Uncontrollaby*

When your friend calls you poopie and it hurt you feelings on an xbox chat.

Ryan: your a poopy head

Me: *sobs uncontrollaby*

by CoolGuy565656 November 9, 2021

haji uncle

He is a wise man that prays while driving . Mashallah.

Haji uncle drives and prays .

by Jack 3rd James JR November 21, 2021

California Uncle

A California Uncle is a man who has previously had intimate relations with a woman; who has had a child by another man. A man is not a California Uncle until relations with the mother have concluded amicably

“Bro I’ll up later, I have to get a graduation present for my niece”
“Your sister is 20, how do you got a niece?”
“Nah not like a blood niece, I’m a California Uncle”

by Vittorio 415 September 25, 2021

co-uncle-in-law

Spouse's pibling's husband.

My co-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

half-uncle-in-law

1- Half-pibling's husband.
2- Spouse's half-uncle.

My half-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Dirty uncle yellow

The man the myth the legend, dirty uncle yellow( Ryan wiegand). Known for cooking bomb ass food, spinning fire, cutting up goats in tents at festivals to
Feed everyone around for days, and falling asleep randomly, at any time or place.

Duy for short

Did you see dirty uncle yellow taking to Ben earlier around 2pm. Yeah I seen him yellowing out while leaning against a tree mid sentence.

by Yellow_4130 November 23, 2021