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Bike Douche

A Bike Douche is the bicycle rider that wears the Tour de France onesie with sponsor logos and spends untold amounts of money on his bike. The Bike Douche will typically ride directly in the car traffic lane and not yield to any car. Bike Douches will be totally oblivious to the traffic jam they are causing and the danger they are placing themselves in. They sometimes will run in large Bike Douche packs with many rides in a douche road blocking formation taunting motorist to try and get around them. If provoke the Bike Douche pack may retaliate by surrounding your car and pounding their fists on your car.
I was late to work today because I was stuck behind a Bike Douche blocking the road.
by Theshoe8475 July 30, 2024
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douche nip

(noun). A piquantly prosodic way to refer to a friend who is acting like a moron. Warning don't use this term in a real battle of urban-dictionary prowess given the self-humbling nature of using the prefix douche with the sharp suffix nip. As in there are many more blunt sounding and effective terms such as douche cock, douche cunt, douche fucker...
Me: "John you're a real douche nip"

John: "Wow I'm really not all that offended. You sure are a puss bitch"
by Millkz Plz April 27, 2011
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Douche

One who abbreviates Stuff. Also a male who takes Photos of him self.
Guy 1: Where ya heading?

Guy 2: Going to the ASF to take Pics of myself.

Guy 1: Dude, ur a Douche!!
by AkoniRich May 4, 2009
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douche floot

jerry- “yo tom, look at that guy over there what’s he holding up to his face?

tom- “that’s a douche floot whata fag”
by shaquanda February 12, 2018
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Douche

A person who pisses other people off. A person (usually male) who everyone hates. A name used to insult usually a male.
Did you see Vincent? He is such a douche!
by sparklingwater June 22, 2010
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Douche canoe

When you're in school and the hot kid is being a jerk so you don't want to say the whole thing but you have to bring the point across
" lean back sara…"
" SHUT THE F UP YOU DOUCHE CANOE"
by Ha you thought June 8, 2017
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douche worm

A douche who is also a bookworm, fairly self-explainitory
God Lauren is such a douche worm.
by Jonathan T Rogers March 5, 2008
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