phoo-bear

A very cuddly creature that gives all its attention to you!

My pet acts like a Phoo-Bear.

by TheCheernast10 May 14, 2017

jer bear

hell on earth
he has a big passion for torturing young cheerleaders
he’s a human grinch

I have heard jer bear makes everyone miserable”

by user103948200349 June 27, 2022

Hunny bear

Someone who is into really kinky sex dresses up in a bear costume and pours honey all over themselve then the male jerks off and giver her his honey

lets go to the bedroom and dress up as a hunny bear for kinky sex

by MrBool12 October 3, 2018

Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation

When you're about to be solo'ing an army and need strength

You: "Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation"

Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*

by Fluph February 23, 2025

Bad news bears

When something bad is about to happen and nobody can stop it

This building is burning and all the firemen are of on another call this is bad news bears

by Jon brannn November 11, 2020

Bear vs Man

Why is this a serious conversation that is being had. YOU KNOW they are taking the fact that it's a hypothetical and choosing the worng answer deliberately as a part of a broader effort to demonize men.

Hym "The Bear vs Man discussion is completely disingenuous. You have the idiots saying that they would choose the bear (which is obviously a part of a broader trend of male demonization) and then you have the absolute fucking retards taking them seriously. As though it's some window into the female mind. No. You're not uncovering some profound truth about female psychology. 'You see how women don't understand that ACTUALLY... Bears are ACTUALLY more dangerous than men?' THEY DON'T CARE! IT ISN'T AN ACTUAL RISK ANALYSIS THAT THEY ARE DOING THERE FUCK-FACE! IN THE SAME WAY THEY AREN'T DOING SOME SORT OF COMPETENCE ASSESSMENT WHEN THEY ARE DECIDING WHO TO FUCK. God you motherfuckers are stupid!"

by Hym Iam June 22, 2024

California Bear

A guy from California who is on top of their stuff and makes the most out of their life

" Yo you see him on his grind?"
"Yeah man, he's a California bear"

by Bal_Cear September 4, 2020