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my glorious boyfriend kenny is so perfect.
by skyera July 8, 2025
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perfection

noun
/pərˈfekSH(ə)n/

Logan Alexander Milcarek

similar: batman, milkman, lovely
Person A: "Isn't he just perfection?"
Person B: "Oh yeah. That's Logan."
by sen_spam July 11, 2025
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Performative Male

A subgenre of "nice guys" that tries too hard to be in touch with their feminine side or pretends to like things like K-Pop, tote bags, reading, matcha, Laufey, or the like to improve their popularity with girls. This will often mean ditching their true selves to put up a facade for their partner 24/7 and may lead to strain in relationships when their partner learns that he was only acting in that manner to get some action.
Guy 1: "OMG, you wanna go to the salon and listen to Clairo later? We could go get matcha after that."

Guy 2: "mf didn't you cheat on your last girlfriend a week ago?? You're such a Performative Male."
by Mr. Defender July 14, 2025
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Performisees

Performisees (noun): A person who outwardly displays virtue, piety, or righteousness, often for show or to gain approval, without genuine inner transformation or sincerity.

A "Performisee" is someone who engages in actions or behaviors meant to create an impression of moral or spiritual superiority, while being driven by self-interest, ego, or social gain rather than authentic conviction.

This term combines the concept of performing for an audience with the Pharisees, who in biblical tradition were often criticized for their hypocrisy and external displays of religious devotion.
Performisees (noun):

"Her speeches about kindness were nothing but the antics of a Performisee, always seeking validation without ever truly living the values she preached."
by TheLiveAlchemist July 19, 2025
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Performative

a word for a nigga who puts on a facade and pretends he enjoys drinking matcha, listening to laufey and beabadoobe through his wired headphones, eating sushi, and doing any other feminine acts for female attention/ validation
“yo that nigga peyton is performative as hell, since when he started collecting labubus?”
by sickofjace July 20, 2025
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Perfocrastinist

A person who obsessively pursues perfection but delays finishing tasks due to overthinking or a lack of discipline. Perfocrastinists often spend excessive time tweaking, redoing, or polishing, which leads to missed deadlines or abandoned projects; not because they don’t care, but because they care too much.
“She’s such a perfocrastinist — her reports are masterpieces, but they’re always late.”
“I’ve rewritten this email seven times already… total perfocrastinist move.”
"The project stalled again because the perfocrastinist on the team is still adjusting the formatting — for the fifth time."
"He's a classic perfocrastinist; obsessed with getting everything perfect, but never actually finishes anything."
by Babine McGramma July 20, 2025
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Perfect Angel

A little blonde girl with big baby blues who is perfect in every way, you cannot fault her and is also an actual angel.
Wow she is just such a perfect angel, I can’t name a thing wrong with her
by Humblegirl100 July 29, 2025
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