Jews Law

As a discussion gets longer, the probability of a jew mentioning the ww2, hitler, or the holocaust in an arguement increases.

Guy: The fuck? You trying to swindle me?
Jew: OY VEY ANTISEMITE! THIS IS JUST LIKE THE HOLOCAUST WHEN 6000 ULTRILLION JEWS DIED.
Guy: Shut the fuck up dude, just give me my money back.
Guy 2: Just another case of Jews Law good sir.

by anonymous March 25, 2024

Fifth law of physics

Like inertia, but it means cuteness instead. Refers to big chungus and other such things

You are the fifth law of physics

*shits aggressively*

by Chungus farting in your mother June 19, 2021

The Internet Law of California

A common social media principle that states the following:

On any post or other social media content that has even the slightest reference or mention of California, it is guaranteed that at least 1 person will comment about how the state is a shithole.

These commenters are usually from those who aren't from California and/or have never visited. Or from people who have visited the big cities of California or those who are jealous.

Typically, these comments vary from the following categories:

- California being a liberal/blue state

- California being infested with homeless

- Californian is a communist state

Remarks usually remain within these 3.

*Instagram post of the USA map displaying favorite restaurants across the states*

connor_rowe84: California is a shithole

This is an example of the Internet Law of California

by cumvid June 19, 2021

Newton's 4th law

A so called scientific proof mentioned by kritik (name changed) whenever someone calls him sus

"Newton's 4th law. Bopz!", kritik (name changed) said as someone called him sus

by Bopzfellow June 26, 2021

Jule's Law

For any group text you participate in, an an equivalent group exists without you in it.

Jule's law implies the group text with my 4 friends (5 people total) also exists with me removed (4 people total).

by slumberlust June 29, 2021

Jule's Law

For any group text you participate in, an equivalent group exists without you in it.

Jule's law asserts the group text with my 4 friends (5 people total) also exists with me removed (4 people total).

by slumberlust June 29, 2021

Law

Females are now saying once again the law is not on their side. In reality, the law is not on anyone's side, including Bill Cosby's, any more than the media is. Instead of being with the rest of the human race, it still seems like females still expect to be treated differently than the rest of the human race, that the law should be on their side, and that it would be right if it was. They are special because males don't have babies.

The law is not on your side, and nowadays, with the Derek Chauvin trial, the law is not even on their own side any more. Kind of like criminals are not on each other's side, there is no honor amongst thieves either. All these groups are just people like everyone else, no group above the other, or the law.

by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021