Horndar is when your child (person) has a direct connection to when you are Horny. Their Radar kicks in and they seek you out when tryin to have sex or masterbating. I have proved this so many times it should be in Webster's.
Suddenly Tara’s horndar went off and she was looking for dad. Tara’s horny radar “HORNDAR” was telling her to track dad down at whatever cost and make sure to stop him from being horny.
by Aceshigh88 May 23, 2025
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“See that Hornsey over there, what a cunt!”
“Nah, he’s deadly serious - he’s just a Hornsey”
“Did you see Toby’s instagram comment with the fake statistics? What a complete Hornsey”
“Nah, he’s deadly serious - he’s just a Hornsey”
“Did you see Toby’s instagram comment with the fake statistics? What a complete Hornsey”
by Stanthemaninavan June 8, 2025
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Get the hornesty mug.When you are so fucking horny and lonely that you feel like your are crawling outside of your skin with horniness and simultaneously depressed as shit from lack of interaction with your preferred gender.
I'm losing my fucking shit, I'm hornly as hell and it's been three months since I have touched a woman.
by GooseM June 28, 2025
Get the Hornly mug.Horngus of a Dongfish (n.) — A semi-rigid, cartilaginous protrusion located near the anterior flarble of the dongfish, used primarily in mating displays and occasional underwater jousting. It is connected via a fibrous, mucus-lined conduit known as a scungle to the dillsack (colloquially referred to as the nutte sac), a glandular pouch responsible for regulating the dongfish's buoyant sass levels during spawning season. The entire horngus-scungle-dillsack complex is highly sensitive to bad music tastes.
Me: The Horngus of a Dongfish is A semi-rigid, cartilaginous protrusion located near the anterior flarble of the dongfish, used primarily in mating displays and occasional underwater jousting. It is connected via a fibrous, mucus-lined conduit known as a scungle to the dillsack (colloquially referred to as the nutte sac), a glandular pouch responsible for regulating the dongfish's buoyant sass levels during spawning season. The entire horngus-scungle-dillsack complex is highly sensitive to bad music tastes.
Him: Are you high???
Him: Are you high???
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