Urban Dictionary

A website that is supposed to be used for finding definitions of slang, or atleast it used to be. Urban Dictionary (or UD/ Urban for short) is populated by either 5th graders who think saying penis is funny as shit and associate everything with sex, 14 year old edgelords who think that society isnt needed and that anarchy is sustainable, 19 year old douchebags that can only shame people for not losing their virginity at age 15, and of course, normal people.

How to recognize modern Urban Dictionary users.

5th grader: brething is a sx mov where te woman put boobie in man fac

14 year old: Society is pointless, and exists only to be destroyed.
19 year old: A worker is a basement dwelling virgin who works for huge corporations wasting their lives away.

by buddy retard July 13, 2020

Urban Dictionary Humor

Vulgar made up definitions often found on Urban Dictionary

person 1: ''turns out she had a massive veiny baseball bat.''
Person 2: ''that's urban dictionary humor''

by Nopersonalorsmthidk October 18, 2025

Urban dictionary

Totally waste of time, started by one now whole generation is putting it on there story though nobody cares.
Please we don't want to know what's your name says.

So by urban dictionary everyone who's putting there name's story is piece of shit

by Fakeeeee November 24, 2021

Urban Dictionary Founders

People who are probably just wondering where they went wrong making this.

Urban Dictionary Founders: We aren't going to approve this defintion, are we? They can't even spell defintion.

by imnot.creative.enough.for.this November 4, 2022

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

by Μorgz Mum March 7, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Why are you looking this up? You're here right now.

urban dictionary is a good place to learn words and phrases you see on the internet.

by christopherisnotanidiot November 13, 2017

Urban Dictionary

A website that you are on right now you dumbass, Urban Dictionary means literally nothing other than the website you are on

You are on the fucking Urban Dictionary right now

by Dumbass words December 18, 2023