National Belgian Chocolate Day

A phrase used as an alternative to a couple’s relationship. Intended to be said by one as a way of annoying the other.

Jenna: “Do you know what tomorrow is?”

Elias: “Of course how could I forget National Belgian Chocolate Day!”

Jenna: “I can’t believe you.”

by architecter May 30, 2018

White chocolate oreo

Too many layers to go through...dark, light, dark and then light again...but he’s just light-skinned, and I love him for it.

Remember when we were in Paris? That white chocolate Oreo approached us and you made it with him on the Seine, and now you’re pregnant. Crazy night, huh? Those white chocolate Oreos will do that to you every time.

by Staziism May 31, 2018

Chocolate cock

A fancy, 19th century, word for cigar.

Dave: You wanna try a chocolate cock?
Mike: Go on then.

by H. Jefferson June 1, 2018

Chocolate muffin

To have sexual inter cores then after you shit in the females mouth and she swallows

I had a tough day at work but to my surprise I came home and gave my wife a chocolate muffin

by Hizzydoe June 1, 2018

Chocolate cream pie

A delicious pie with cream and chocolate. Nothing sexual just a delicious pie.

I ate a delicious chocolate cream pie. Chocolate cream pie is delicious

by Top6Facts May 8, 2018

Chocolate Moose

When you take a shit and then sit on their face.

MasterDongsdaman: Coltsdaman, did you just take a shit?
Coltsdaman: Yes
MasterDongsdaman: Good. Sit on my face. I'm ready for that chocolate moose

by sexybigboi69 June 5, 2018

chocolate pillowcase

After performing anal sex the penis is removed and cleaned off by wiping your now flaccid member on the receivers pillowcase

Man that chick went ballistic when I decided to give her a chocolate pillowcase to remember our epic night together .

by Theoriginalbugsy June 8, 2018