Juicy Cottage Cheese

Giving a girl a black eye by shooting cum out to hard and fast at her face

Andy- OH MY GOD, I'M GONNA SPURT! AHHHHH!
Sandy- OW! you just Juicy Cottage Cheesed me!
Andy- SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH! {slap}

by ABurgesss January 2, 2013

Virginia Cheese Nips

When you rub your chest in cheese quesadilla

Guy 1: Dude, I'm so fucking high...... WTF are Virginia Cheese Nips?

Guy 2: Its like when you quesadilla from Virginia, Idk im high too.

by NotFromTheUK March 31, 2022

Colby jack cheese

HOLYFUCK NO WORDS DESCRIBE THE JUICY SWEET TANGY YUMMY FUCKY CUMMY TASTE OF COLBY JACK CHEESE WHEN INGESTED U MAY EXPERIENCE A SIDE EFFECT CALLED GIGA CHAD MODE

I would like to fuck colby jack cheese
I use it as my prework out

I use it during sex

by Sauceykek March 14, 2022

Double Pounder With Cheese

Where 2 men who haven't cleaned their penises in a while sit facing one guy (preferably sissy) in the middle get absolutely double pounded by two brly men.

I haven't showered in a while can my friend and I do the Double Pounder With Cheese on you?

by Crispy Moist March 26, 2022

Jamie's grilled cheese

A grilled cheese made in the toaster, not in an oven or stovetop.

After making a Jamie's grilled cheese, one should be prepared to clean it up.

by Brandon January 23, 2005

Cottage Cheese Pussy

When a girls vagina looks like cottage cheese during sex, chunky and white.

Her vagina looked like cottage cheese when we had sex. She has a cottage cheese pussy.

by Dontkillmyvibe October 4, 2016

Roadkill Sweet-Cheese

The non-Newtonian fluidic mixture found in and around discarded condoms used by truckers and their country courtesans. Resulting from diets high in Monster energy drink and gas-station nacho cheese.

"Hey Bob, that ain't no land-jellyfish, that's some Roadkill Sweet-Cheese, don't even touch it with your Trash Picker!"

by EmperorEli February 4, 2021