Dick Snuggies

A smooth, warm habitat for the male genitals to rest in. Usually found between two sizable female breasts. Preferably those of Scarlett Johansen, Halle Berry, and Heather Graham.

Penelope Cruz has some Dick Snuggies.

by captainberdy November 13, 2009

dick dancer

male stripper

hey isn't that dick dancer you dad?

by Stifler's Dad January 23, 2004

Tickle-Dick

(v./n.)used in place of saying somebody is fucking around and being an idiot.

He would rather just play tickle-dick than hang out with his friends.

That guy is being such a tickle-dick.

by JimmyMcCricket January 11, 2011

dick in the ass

When you have an rather un comfortable feeling in your anus, then notice somthing bouncing off of your ass. That would be the dick in your ass, and balls bouncing off of your cheeks.

That whore felt my wrath when she got the dick in the ass.

by Ali T April 24, 2003

Needle dick

Male genetailia in which can fit into ones exposed or unexposed pores

Erin: Hey! Whatd you do yesterday?

Cole: The usual, i went to the forest and used my needle dick to penetrate the pores on many small animals.

Erin: Oh.

by Erin Bomb December 31, 2009

hydra-dick

A legendary condition marked by the development of two opposable cocks to the right and left of the original one. The original cock remains stationary, but the other two can manuver in a multitude of ways. Only two men are known to have this condition. One goes my the name of Jim, the other is is black half-brother Koss. (note that Koss only possesses the Hydra-dick one day out of the week)

I saw that shit man! He had a hydra-dick!

by keith.derving April 30, 2008

triple dicks

Thirty dollars or three tens. From the film "The Jerk" with Steve Martin where the guy wants him to fix his glasses. He gives Steve Martin three tens or triple dicks as he calls them. Means he gives him thirty dollars or triple dicks.

Fix these glasses sucker. How much do I owe you? Here's triple dicks keep the change.

by eyegotballs March 2, 2010