When a bubblebutt girl sits on your face and squarms around,your nose in one of her holes. This usually happens to sugardaddies with too much money than their cunt can handle
by Evilerskull January 7, 2019
Get the DOUCH COSHIONmug. I don't like hanging out with vape-smokers; it's a constant battle to stay upwind to avoid being douche-skunked
by nativepress April 23, 2017
Get the douche-skunkmug. "hey dude want to play with my douche flute?"
or
"yo look at dose douche flute they so awesome, maybe we can play with one another's douche flute"
or
"yo look at dose douche flute they so awesome, maybe we can play with one another's douche flute"
by pissinonmyass July 8, 2019
Get the douche flutemug. Basically a douche bag but just being extra duffely. It means nothing so if you were wondering, why you see this on facebook, don't worry it just means douchebag but it sounds a little cooler. Also, if you're too much of a coward to call someone a douche (bag) to their face, you can just mutter under your breath a shortened version, "duffel bag.."
*Obnoxious guy throws a girl's paper from her desk onto the floor.*
Girl: your'e such a douche duffel bag
Guy: ...you did not just call me that.
Girl: u mad?
*Big bull pushes scrawny little freshman into a locker.*
kid: duffel bag
bully? WTF does that even mean?! stupid little freshman *walks away*
life= saved
Girl: your'e such a douche duffel bag
Guy: ...you did not just call me that.
Girl: u mad?
*Big bull pushes scrawny little freshman into a locker.*
kid: duffel bag
bully? WTF does that even mean?! stupid little freshman *walks away*
life= saved
by kjkmusic23 December 15, 2011
Get the douche duffel bagmug. by Paul Schmitz March 21, 2022
Get the Douche Dutymug. by AkoniRich May 4, 2009
Get the Douchemug. The feeling one gets when he/she is watching a douche commercial with his/her parents and starts to physically 'cringe'.
by Gunner Longfellow January 13, 2007
Get the douche cringemug.