dick monster

When a girl you dont like calls you, text you, or writes you on myspace wanting to hook up. Often says she loves you thinking it will make you change your mind.

-dude, she keeps callin me, she is bein a total dick monster.

-i know, tell me bout it. She did the same thing to me last week.

by Meesh W. February 4, 2009

Dick Snuggies

A smooth, warm habitat for the male genitals to rest in. Usually found between two sizable female breasts. Preferably those of Scarlett Johansen, Halle Berry, and Heather Graham.

Penelope Cruz has some Dick Snuggies.

by captainberdy November 13, 2009

Suck a dick

the insult used when someone roasted you and you dont know what to say

johnny: You are so poor that you run after a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Sam: well uhh you go uhh SUCK A DICK YEAH SUCK A MOTHERFUCKIN DICK

by IAMTHICCYEET August 23, 2019

dick in the ass

When you have an rather un comfortable feeling in your anus, then notice somthing bouncing off of your ass. That would be the dick in your ass, and balls bouncing off of your cheeks.

That whore felt my wrath when she got the dick in the ass.

by Ali T April 24, 2003

Needle dick

Male genetailia in which can fit into ones exposed or unexposed pores

Erin: Hey! Whatd you do yesterday?

Cole: The usual, i went to the forest and used my needle dick to penetrate the pores on many small animals.

Erin: Oh.

by Erin Bomb December 31, 2009

dick-sniffer

1. An unpleasant or unintelligent person.
2. A person who is addicted to the aroma (odor) of the penis.
Originated in the East End of London in 1836. Was often used by Town-Cryers.

1. Stop being such a dick-sniffer and let me pay by credit card.
2. Do not go in the rest-room. I hear the dick-sniffer is on the prowl.

by Bulbudda Ramujasbah July 18, 2004

triple dicks

Thirty dollars or three tens. From the film "The Jerk" with Steve Martin where the guy wants him to fix his glasses. He gives Steve Martin three tens or triple dicks as he calls them. Means he gives him thirty dollars or triple dicks.

Fix these glasses sucker. How much do I owe you? Here's triple dicks keep the change.

by eyegotballs March 2, 2010