dirty monkey

Basically, the white trash girls you see on Jerry Springer, who have tramp stamps (tattoos on the small of their back), who drink and party way too much, who are sorta white trash hot be could have been really hot had they not lived a life of abuse and drama. They love to party and have sex with whomever will pay attention to them. Usually seen on back of Harley's, having sex on bed of pickup in front of the bar, or passed out in the corner of the bar.

Jennifer? Is she the legal secretary who drinks red wine or the dirty monkey who was at the bar Monday night till close?

by JMA1 October 23, 2006

monkey finger

Shoving your finger up somones anus with clothes on to grose them out.

Harley gave me and Jose a monkey finger today on the trampoline, it had me thinking if hes gay or not.

by fatyfatjohn March 2, 2011

spunky monkey

Synonym/euphemism for vagina. Heard in municipal court in Oakland, CA.

And then, he put his soup bone in my spunky monkey!

by Gill S. December 16, 2005

monkey-mart

A ghetto-ass walmart where upstanding citizens of the black community frequent redeem food stamps.

"Hey dawg you wanna go get some pigs feet and fowties?"

"Naw nigga I ain't goin to dat wack-ass monkey-mart"

by jessica October 15, 2004

smoking monkey

a person who looks like a monkey, and smokes alot.

casso is such a smoking monkey.

by trfc4eva May 24, 2006

Beer Monkey

Slur referring to those who are from the country, Canada.

1. Mike has a couple of his beer monkey friends staying with him while they're on vacation.

2. Sarah won't go to Canada. She says she doesn't want to deal with all the beer monkeys.

by J. Package May 26, 2008

chunky monkey

The act of when having sex and then you throw up on your partners chest. Some people find it sexual.

Wow last night Alice gave me the best chunky monkey

by ZeeginEwlerStar June 1, 2007