Watergate that shit

To cover something up; lie.

Person A: "Dude, I broke my roommate's laptop, he's going to be pissed.

Person B: "You've got to Watergate that shit, man, don't tell anyone, deny everything."

Person A: "kick-ass"

by 37th President April 26, 2009

shit-housed

to house so much alcohol in your shit that 'hammered', 'drunk', 'tanked', 'completely rat-arsed' or any other words used to describe your level of intoxication suddenly become a simple, insipid understatement.

dude, Brent was so Shit-housed after downing that whole bottle of captain morgan private stock. whammy!

by piratesonstrike May 6, 2009

shit flute

after a man pulls his penis out of a womans ass and then she performs oral sex on him.

after i puuled my dick out of her mouth she sucked my shit flute.

by scott crowley December 18, 2005

slater shit

taking a shit on the toilet backwards called slater shit b/c A.C. Slater always sat in his chair backwards on saved by the bell

"Dude i just took a slater shit"

by CrisR May 26, 2007

bong shits

The feeling/anticipation of hooting a lovely pipe. This results in an uncontrolable urge for a dump. So called ''bong shits''

''yum a lovely cap''
''allow i need the bong shits''
*puts down bong*
''looooooooong''

by Bradley_M March 3, 2008

tree shit

The act of climbing up in a tree and taking a shit out of it.

I took a sweet tree shit last night in Central Park.

by Frizballz January 3, 2008

soft shit

A person that claims to be tough or hard, but is actually a little bitch.

Ivan thought he could push me around, but he's actually soft shit.

by Nate of Fate February 25, 2009