Mexican marriage

To truly consummate a marriage in Mexico, you must eat your fiancé out at the pool at high noon the day following the marriage proposal.

That dude nailed the Mexican marriage proposal, he at the shit outta that pussy at the pool the next day.

by Big Justin696969 October 4, 2021

Mexican

Mexican lawnmower

My Mexican lawnmower broke

by KD0RTP April 11, 2022

mexican dogturd

When you drip Sriracha on a freshly cooked kielbasa, and insert it into your lovers anal cavity, which is followed by a penis.

I gave my girlfriend the Mexican dogturd last night, she'll be shitting her brains out for weeks.

by Mtd November 15, 2016

Sweaty Mexican

Carlos

Sweaty Mexican

by Jjjjjjjjj1111 September 23, 2019

mexican party melt

Where two guys sandwich a girl, one in front and the other from behind and they both ejaculate creating a melt sensation. The guy at the front must then use his penis and cum to draw a Mexican moustache on the girls face.

We just had a Mexican party melt and it was totally hot!

by Quentindes May 1, 2015

Mexican Baseball

Getting jerked off on a populated school bus by a woman over 20 years older & ejaculating in your pants, leaving 40 different people absolutely disgusted.

That bud ride was absolute Mexican baseball, did you see the reaction that you got?

by anonymous May 5, 2022

Mexican Reversal

When you pay a bunch of trumpet-wielding musicians to serenade your girlfriend but she goes home with them when it's over.

Pete: "Dude, my girlfriend went home with this trumpet player after I paid him to serenade her on the street!"
Brad: "Bummer dude, classic Mexican Reversal."

by SamTheBrave July 6, 2019