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Kevin “the Mexican “ Valdez 

A gay Mexican wanna be black gangster, usually found on the streets of pg county, or riding around in bumper less Honda Accord with Lorenzo as passenger
I know this gay kid Kevin “the Mexican “ Valdez

Smack Your Mexican Friend Day 

Smack your Mexican Friend for talking bad about you in Spanish! Take the chance while you got it!
Let's smack Juan on December 11th! It's National Smack Your Mexican Friend Day!

3 year old mexican 

a guy who acts like a toddler and might as well be but already got their mexican accent
dude: omg look its 3 year old mexican haha lol
3 year old mexican by no oven March 18, 2020

mustard mexican 

when a person puts there finger in their butt and puts it on another person's upper lip.
my boyfriend loves dirty sanchezes, but i didnt, so i gave him a mustard mexican instead since its not as dirty.

thumpin mexican 

One of latino descent who preaches the bible, yet does not follow what he preaches.
That thumpin mexican Jason talked about marriage and then was hitting on my girlfriend when I went to the crapper.

Professional Mexican 

A person of Mexican origin who does such tasks as mowing lawns, janitorial work, etc.
Dude 1: Man, I don't feel like mowing my lawn.

Dude 2: Why don't you hire a Professional Mexican to do it.