blonde moment

severe case of missing the bleeding obvious

No, I'm not having a 'blonde moment'!! You can't fit that many cocks in my arse!!... oh wait... your right, you soooo can!

by sphincter basha June 27, 2011

Blonde moment

An act of doing something really stupid

Halley: omg you won’t belive what I just did

Klouda: what
Halley: I forgot how to spell pull for a second

Klouda: omg Halley you just had a blonde moment

by BerscansoTheDuck May 26, 2018

Blonde moment

A blonde moment is like a bruh moment, but instead it being a cool and funny bruh moment, it’s where a blonde makes a dumb blonde move.

Hey Jacob, did you hear about Alyssa’s blonde moment? She thought the word “chezz” was “jizz”. What a blonde moment

by Jake Doyle August 26, 2019

lucy moment

Says will be gone for five minutes and doesn't come back for an hour.

"That's such a lucy moment!"
"Can you stop pulling a lucy on me?"

by Pawgeye July 28, 2022

Ricardo Moment

An incredibly cursed situation that defies all expectations

Oh god, he started eating the Magnum Sandwich from the cookie bit! Urgh, that's such a Ricardo Moment...

by Johnny Boi ZXY September 01, 2020

Adlai moment

When one randomly writes a fan-fiction about some random animated characters, generally seen in a Disney Pixar film. Sometimes gets extremely good marks in LA because of her fan-fiction skills and other times get low 80s. Also commonly get mistaken for a turkey.

That was a real Adlai moment. She just insulted you man!

by JohnCenaExWife February 25, 2022

Bah (moment)

A phrase often used when in need of a filler word!

A moment that can be reflected and said if in a silly / weird / awkward moment

invented by me (bella) bc why not ! it has seeped into my friends vocab so should yours

Hey john doe! that story was such a BAH (MOMENT).

by coolgurl3535 July 01, 2023