The Sage Effect

When you get into a relationship with someone and you break up in the next 2 days.

Bae: I know its been two days in all but... But im just not ready for a relationship.
You: Ok, *whispers* shit, i have the Sage effect!

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) mi gusta August 29, 2018

Lewcatch Effect

A psychological phenomenon where a large number of people mispronounce words they grew up pronouncing. The effect was named after Tyler Lucas, a second generation Hungarian-American. His grandfather immigrated from Hungary to the United States in the early 1930s and his surname was Americanized from Lukács to Lucas.

"Hey do you like Dr. Suess?" - Kyle

"Yeah I like Dr. Suess, did you know his last name is actually pronounced SOICE?" - Alex

"You're joking right?" - Kyle

"You're as wrong as the deuce / And you shouldn't rejoice / If you're calling him Suess/ He pronounces it Soice." - Alex

"Okay, I buy it. What do you call the phenomenon where you grow up pronouncing words incorrectly?" - Kyle

"It's called the Lewcatch Effect. Named after the future 48th President of the United States." - Alex

"The future is now!" - Kyle

by RyanMcCarthy September 6, 2018

rounding for effect

Rounding a price downward if you want it to appear inexpensive, but upward if you want it to appear expensive.

Joe, you should buy one, they're only, like 2 bucks!
Joe: They're $2.99, what a major rounding for effect you just pulled!

by BillyBuggy September 8, 2018

The Jimbibi Effect

When somebody comes in a room and the majority leaves.

The Jimbibi effect:

*Jimbibi has joined the room*
*Bob has left the room*
*Caroline has left the room*
*Rob has left the room*
*Lisa has left the room*
*Satan has left the room*
*Common sense has left the room*

by Mistah tea September 9, 2018

XX Effect

The difference in personality that the presence of a female can cause in a male. A guy will do anything possible to cater for the girl, even if it means leaving the bros behind. It can often trigger increased aggression, funnel vision, lack of attentiveness and broken relationships with the mandem.

Dom: Yo, where’s Jacob?

Robbie: He’s off with Kate

Dom: Haven’t seen him since last month and we go to the same school! He’s acting different.

Jim: Must be the XX Effect

by SilverRod0203 September 16, 2018

schmitt-effect

The unyielding beliefe that every problem can be solved useing a perl script.

Schmitt is the highest coincil of the perl comminity. The schmitt-effect ist the unyielding belief that every problem is solveable with perl

Person A: I have crippeling depression.
Person B: I can fix that with a perl script

by JOption September 18, 2018

The Kardashian effect

It's when someone complains about how hard they have it, not to get OR take the help offered, but just simply because they want to get attention and create drama to show how hard they think they think they have it.

Especially useful on social media

Example: I’m stuck on the freeway car broken down, no one for miles, kids screaming in the back seat, my eldest has a disability and doesn’t understand and I have no mobile service but it dropped in enough to post this 😰

Response: Help offered by multiple people all turned down with the ‘ill solider on’, it’ll be ok’ or ‘this is my life I’m used to it’. And yet they can keep responding to said posts/texts. Oh, your suffering from the kardashian effect!

by Hsrat28 September 23, 2018