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douche bog

The swampy mess where the residue of hundreds of used douches collect
'Jack is such s douche bog. You mean douche bag, no he's worse. His amount of douche makes a bog not a standard back
by adamsgone May 8, 2011
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Douche Hound

A girl that can seek out the biggest douchbag in the room
-"Becky loves assholes"
-"ya she's a real douche hound"
by anitdouche August 26, 2011
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douche cock blocker

A person who surpasses an asshole and interferes with getting dick.
JJJ was such a douche cock blocker as he pissed all over my bathroom while I was trying to get in her pants.
by Pcmodmom July 22, 2017
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DOUCHE PENALTY

PUNISHMENT RECEIVED WHEN ONE OF TWO PARTIES ASK FOR HELP IN ACCOMPLISHING A TASK, THAT BENIFITS BOTH PARTIES, BUT GETS DENIED. THE PARTY ASKING FOR HELP THEN CALLS DOUCHE PENALTY ON THE DENYING PARTY WHICH RESULTS IN THE FIRST PARTY NOT PERFORMING THE TASK FOR 20 MINUTES HOLDING THE SECOND PARTY TIME UP AT WORK.
PARTY ONE: HEY CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THIS SO WE BOTH CAN GET OUT OF HERE?
PARTY TWO: NO JUST GET IT BACK HERE TO SHIP ALREADY!
PARTY ONE: DOUCHE PENALTY! I'LL WAIT SO YOU HAVE TO STAY LATE AND WHILE YOUR WORKING ON YOUR END I'LL BE HEADING HOME. ASS BAG!!
by SHADOW BANDIT June 16, 2010
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DOUCH COSHION

When a bubblebutt girl sits on your face and squarms around,your nose in one of her holes. This usually happens to sugardaddies with too much money than their cunt can handle
Martan: steve,my wife gave me the *highway delight* hehe

Steve:THATS NOTHEN,IM A DOUCH COSHION!
by Evilerskull January 7, 2019
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Douche Duty

A poor person that drives a super duty and is concerned about gas mileage.
Ted posts everyday in the Ford forums about mpg,
He’s such a douche duty
by Paul Schmitz March 21, 2022
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Lax Douche

Opposite of lax bro. This person talks about lacrosse all the time and seems super chill but then shits on his friends.
Me: Hey man. Did you know PD played lax?
The World: Ya bro. He is a lax douche. No chill. No pull.

Me: Bro, that's a bummer! He can eat shit.
by PDSuckswanker March 23, 2024
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