narcissistic douchebags

People who find pleasure in being a dick towards other and do nothing positive.

Danny Young stayed to his normal ways, and continued to be a scum, like all the narcissistic douchebags in the world.

by Chaz11 March 7, 2016

Douchebag

Someone who has surpassed Jerk and Asshole but hasn't quite reached Motherfucker

John is being a douchebag toward Taylor by telling everyone her secrets.

by spbwhat May 11, 2016

Doucheberg

Someone who at first meeting shows a little bit of their douche self, but on getting to know them better, the full extent of their doucheness becomes apparent. (Likened to the iceberg that only shows a small fraction of its total size)

Upon seeing a known douchebag coming at him he said in his best captain's voice, "Doucheberg straight ahead!"

by The_real_mr_fantastic December 2, 2016

San Diego Douchebag

Noun.

A douchebag of such magnitude that it could cleanse a whale's vagina. From Ron Burgandy's made up definition of San Diego as German for "a whale's vagina."

Guy 1: That Ron is such a douchebag.

Guy 2: He's a San Diego Douchebag.

Gay 1: For real.

by Max C. Webster, III November 29, 2010

The Douchebag Theory

The answer to why girls always date douchebags. It usually starts from a young age, when a boy is mean to a girl, the girl goes home and cries to her mom, her mom then says "it's okay, it's just because he likes you", the girl is then happy with that answer and moves on with life thinking everytime a guy is an ass to her, it just means they like her, she goes on thinking that until she is old enough to date guys, and then she proceeds to ask the biggest douchebag out, and that explains how all the assholes get hot girls.

The douchebag theory, the answer to everything.

by itzadolfin!! June 6, 2011

douchetard

A way to describe someone currently acting like a douche in an attempt to get them to rethink the actions they have taken in their life.

Habid, why are you being such a douchetard to the kind lovely and sweet lady who shows you nothing but love and affection?

by jossthegreat December 17, 2013

Douchebag Earring

Any form of a bluetooth headset that is only in one ear. Usually used by anyone who wants to look like they are important, regardless of their actual status in society.

Brandon: I just got into a conversation with a random stranger, he turned his head slightly and turns out he was just wearing a douchebag earring.

by Hodenkrieg December 27, 2009