beartard

element of bear

element of retard

noun


1 generic name for foolish or disturbed forum poster suffering from delusions of granduer and bouts of paranoid fantasy

2 common zooological name for swamp dwelling troll

3 narcissistic forum creature more concerned with preservation of own self esteem than facts

4 common name for user who has been multi banned for being a self destructing moron

Bob always has to be king of the forums. He's such a beartard.

by micks_folly March 25, 2009

scrotum beard

A normal beard. Except that it sprouts from a man's (usually) scrotum--his ballsack. They can be a variety of colors, and can come in many different shapes and sizes. Some are curlier than others, and some are thicker than others. It all really depends on the person. And legend has it--scrotum beards are actually what allows people who live in cold climates not to get scrotum frostbite.

Do you have a scrotum beard?

My scrotum beard is so long, you could call me a male Rapunzel!
(there's a video called "Repulsel" by Cyanide & Happiness that's kinda like this)

by Poofy Minion June 14, 2016

Beardtard

The beard of popular youtuber, ShayCarl, of the Shaytards. The beard lived from 2007-Jan 1 2010. He shaved his beard live on blogtv.

1: Hey, did you hear?
2: What?
1: Shaycarl finally shaved the beardtard!
2: OMG! NO WAY!
1: Yeah. He looks so much better!

by Lyndsay Cal January 3, 2010

Bearding

An act that someone gay does when afraid to come out of the closet. usually this means dating a girl when you like guys just to coverup.

Person: that guys so bearding

**guy walks down hall with girl but checks out a guy**

by 529advice June 12, 2014

yogi bearing

when someone usually under the age of 21 comes poorly prepared to a camping trip "without booze" and then visits another campsite and relieves them of their delicious treats and beer.

Tonight was going to be a sober night until jimmy went yogi bearing for that ice chest.

by Genitalia1371duecenine June 14, 2010

bearded clam

Slang term for the vagina.

Andrew spent his summers in Maine in search of the elusive bearded clam.

by Seymour Merkin August 9, 2002

Pedophile Beard

When a man has an extremely unclean beard. Not as messy as a homeless beard. The beard is usually sported by pedophiles or really messy college students.

Girl #1: OMG! Do you see that guy on the bench? He totally looks like he wants to rape me.

Girl #2: Yeah you're probably right. He has a pedophile beard and rapist glasses. Let's get out of here.

Girl #1: Wait isn't that the dude from our French class?

Girl #2: Yeah, hes probably there to pick up little girls.

by NYer stuck in Montreal March 19, 2009