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Two heartbeats

When a girl is turned on,her pussy starts to throb in a way a heartbeat does. So they call it two heartbeats
Boy:*touches the girls' inner thigh*
Girl:"totally not having two heartbeats right now"
by All graves go unvisited itd April 29, 2024
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Two Toned

a different match for people of color when it comes to makeup finding the perfect shade.
"my foundation shade is real two toned"
by fendiii September 25, 2025
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Two Japanese Dairy Cows

In August 2025 it'll be 80 years since these two Japanese dairy cows began to be exploited, i.e. to whiten Japan's notorious history from early 1930s to 1945 — and once again the majority of the international media fail to put these cows, Hiroshima 🐮 and Nagasaki 🐮 into any kind of historic context. So let's put things into perspective; ca. 250,000 Japanese died from the two atomic bombs. Just for the record, Japan's acts killed tens of million people, no one knows the exact number and the Japanese themselves have a national amnesia about this matter.

The Japanese emphasize and portray themselves as victims regarding the end of WWII. Actually those bombs were a blessing to them and hence they could begun their self-deception by considering themselves as if they were the only victims in Asia and the Pacific Theater though they were the worst butchers of the era worldwide.

So when the global media recall once again the anniversary of the dropping of a-bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and cry for those 250k victims, meanwhile memories fade away of the Pacific War and Japan's genocidal campaign in China that alone killed over 20 million people by using unspeakable brutality, just recall Nanjing in China (Nanking at the time), or the Unit 731 in Manchuria and its human experiments etc., you name it — considering the anniversary of Hiroshima and Nagasaki and recalling what the Imperial Japanese Army did, then this anniversary feels like a sick and hypocritical phenomenon.
A biological miracle; two Japanese dairy cows have been milked for decades.
by O. W. Tongueincheek November 10, 2024
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like two pool balls in a hanky

A term used to describe a near- perfect bum , most commonly a woman's .
"Her ass was so perfect , it was like two pool balls in a hanky "
by Unibrow Gerald December 1, 2017
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I have two wins and you have zero

"Shut up lil bro!"
"I have two wins and you have zero I don't wanna hear you talking
by Cultured ass February 28, 2025
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Timmy Two Jacket

When a girl is so filthy you have to put on two condoms.
I heard Nick banged Abby last night.

Yeah she was so filthy he gave her the Timmy two jacket treatment.
by Dtwnpwrbttm September 30, 2018
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McPoop Two

When your dog poops two times in one walk forcing you to use the same poop bag twice.
Let me get a McPoop Two!
by Tmurry June 15, 2016
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