go for the gusto 

Adjective Phrase:

The act of fingering a girl, right through her pants, while making out.
Usually while on a first date!
Derived from the 1970's Schlittz Beer tv commercials.

me gusto gusto kita

(Heavy kissing, and then she breaks off): What did you do to me?
(Guy replies): I go for the gusto, sweetheart!

go for the gusto by Dreaded88 March 2, 2016

eric the great 

the most fucking awesome person in the world. he is a ball buster and will rip on the orlando's like crazy. he is a funny person and he is awesome. he has a tendency to say "trueeeeeeee" and burst out into the lion king thing. otherwise known as "ETG," "eric the mother fucking great" and "black peoples"

laura-did you see eric the great last night? he stole your girl!
sully-nah yo, hes the fucking man
laura-yeah well eric the great is fucking awesome
sully-gotta love the black peoples

eric the great by laura 2.0 March 26, 2008

The Generic 5 

The a group of 5 generic teenagers consisting of:
-Mike
-Dan
-Shane
-Alex
-Joel

Can be found insulting others from a safe distance, arguing with Proctors, or avoiding Joel's mega-punch.

Shane- "Joel calm down, we don't want trouble!"

Joel- "RAAAGGGHHH"

The Generic 5 by The Phone Booth April 25, 2004

The Gauntlet 

2 or more guys slapping their wieners across the face of a girl laying on the bed with her head hanging off.

My 10 friends and I gave Jill the Gauntlet last night...She had many mushroom tattoos on her face.

The Gauntlet by Josie Domer September 28, 2006

the george w. bush experience 

A 3-Piece band(sometimes abbreviated as GWBE) consisting of:

George W. Bush:Lead guitar,lead vocals
Dick Cheney:Bass guitar,backing vocals
Karl Rove:Drums,percussion

Former members:
Donald Rumsfeld:Drums,percussion

Guy 1:Hey, did you hear about that GWBE concert last week?It was insane!

Guy 2:Yeah, the George W. Bush Experience is mediocre.

the george w. bush experience by Shikyo2 December 29, 2008

The Guatemalan Handshake  

The act of aggressively jerking another person off with a prosthetic hand that is lathered up with guacamole, sour cream, and beef chili.

Joanne: How was your date at that Mexican restaurant last night?

Sally: Quite delightful. I gave Frank The Guatemalan Handshake under the table before our entrees came.

The Guatemalan Handshake by Sally & Frank December 22, 2008

The Guitar 

First spit on your hand and jiggle your balls while you stroke your shaft as if you where strumming a guitar.

I was so tired of using the stranger, I resorted to the guitar.

The Guitar by Dusty Lynn Badwoman September 19, 2009