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blue waffle maker

An abnormally large cock that will turn a pussy into a blue waffle after just one pounding.
She did have a nice little pussy, but my blue waffle maker changed her forever.
by supersab September 30, 2010
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blue sack attack

when you wack your sack against the wall of a vagina until it turns blue.
Dude why are you limping?

i gave my girlfriend one mean blue sack attack, and i still havent recovered.
by herbizzle December 29, 2007
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blue-vein meatroll

Sex organ located on the male's body used to transfer semen or man gravy to the vagina or a hoe bag's face!
Man, when that hoe saw the size of my blue-vein meatroll, I had to put beach towels on the floor to sop up her leakage!
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blue screen of death

A screen that appears on all versions of Windows when the system has an error so bad it has to shut down. The error text is displayed as DOS text on a blue background, hence the name. Versions before XP were notorious for giving this screen VERY frequently, though later versions were progressively more stable. XP and Vista users generally don't get this unless:
1. They fuck with software in ways they're really not supposed to.
2.They build their computer themselves and install vital parts wrong.
3. They use bad drivers, especially with their video cards or motherboards.
I started up Windows 95 and got the Blue Screen of Death before I even logged in!
by aewfdsewrtg February 1, 2009
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binge watching blues

when you binge watch a show and can't wait to finish it but when you does you feel like complete shit
I finally finished binge watching that show but know I have the binge watching blues.
by mogar22600 April 18, 2015
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Blue-man-goop

The slut groupies at a blue man group concert are filled with Blue-man-goop at the after show party
I took a groupie home from a blue man group concert and she was full of blue-man-goop and it stained my couch!
by eore May 17, 2007
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Blue Star Ointment

An ointment for any opposite team the Dallas Cowboys play, especially when they're about to beat the Dallas Cowboys.
I love seeing that Blue Star Ointment applied on the Dallas Cowboys.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 25, 2004
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