Crust cake

The back splash of pee or shit on the underside of the toilet seat.

A person who is the lowest of lows in your eyes. A shitty person who doesn't deserve your respect or time.

That crust cake is finally out of my life forever.

by truoodle November 12, 2020

Cake

Some salt dog that'll steal your meth money and give you Saxa salt then scoot away.

Customer- "hey man, wtf is this shit?"

Cake - "salt, lol" *scoot*

by RhiRhigurrrl January 23, 2021

Poison Cake

The product of defecation immediately after receiving anal sex during which semen is ejaculated in to the rectum.

Where are Ted and Bob?
They are in Teds room eating a poison cake.

by fraggerdude May 13, 2025

cake

A Josiah's nice, sexy boo-tay

Dang your cake be looking good in that suit!!!

by Tripu May 7, 2018

buddy cakes

Lingo for bro wrestlers

What’s up buddy cakes

by Morgan man November 10, 2020

Air Cake

Cunnilingus on an air hockey table.

For their anniversary, Dick gave Jane an air cake.

by johnnyc112 April 12, 2011

Foofy Mac Foof Cake

A young father that loves a quiet drink with best mates Matty(Watto) & Greg(Smith)

Resembles a panda bear with 4 beaten pieces of minute steak dragging between his legs with 2 great northern can swallowing crevices

Foofy Mac Foof Cake got multiple rocks thrown at him for having 2 rum bottle swallowing vaginas

by Mogo Creek June 24, 2018