Harlem Shake Poop 

That point in time, when you are on the toilet and hear the viral song "Harlem Shake" playing as the bass is about to drop, and your friend suddenly appears, naked in the bathroom-- as you spray your shit out of your asshole and onto your friend. Originally produced by Steezy Grossman, also known as children's Youtuber Blippi.

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Harlem Shake Poop by HarlemCulturalExpert September 14, 2019

Dingo poop 

The currency used in Australia

how much dingo poop did that dirty dickless wombat cost you

Dingo poop by That guy you know the one December 30, 2009

fear poop

To defecate in response to true fright (usu. occurs among puppies, kittens, or other young mammals)

Rover's so excitable they can hardly take him for a walk--every time a car goes by, he fear poops!

fear poop by RodEuripides June 8, 2014

Golden Poop 

The act of pooping while being paid, i.e. Pooping on the job.

I'm not gonna clock out just yet, I wanna take a golden poop.

Golden Poop by Johnny Appl3s33d July 27, 2014

werewolf poop 

The kind of shit that you take in the morning after waking up, and have no idea how it's so massive and beastly.

Wow, what a werewolf poop.

I had a werewolf poop this morning, even though my diet has zero fibre in it.

werewolf poop by ComeFindMePip September 12, 2014

Sleazy Poop 

A poop which has been taken in an obscure and out-of-the-ordinaru place.

Dat nigga took a sleazy poop in my grandma's fridge!!

Sleazy Poop by Not so Big Dick Rick January 12, 2015

wishing poop

A magical occurrence in which one makes a wish when they wipe after pooping, only to have no brown marks on the toilet paper.

John: Hey Bill, guess what!
Bill: What's up, John?
John: I just had a wishing poop, I wished for world peace!
Bill: Well shucks!

wishing poop by Pratttan May 6, 2016