Someone who rejects the modern slavery of peeing into a toilet. The relationship between man and bowl has always been a constant struggle. How often are we criticized for getting piss on the seat? For getting piss on the floor? This is our natural instinct fight against the bowl, fighting against the tyranny of modernity. Returning to monke is the only way to truly be free.
Slavery and freedom cannot exist together. If we cannot give freedom to every piss chimp, let us do nothing that will impose slavery upon any other piss chimp. I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
by Alpha Ape January 13, 2021
Get the Piss Chimpmug. SKÖL Bro 1: How was your date with Attention Peice?
SKÖL Bro 2: she let me Pop’er in the Piss Pan with my Piss Pen.
SKÖL Bro 2: she let me Pop’er in the Piss Pan with my Piss Pen.
by TOTEMIR February 23, 2022
Get the Piss Penmug. Chris and Joni were discussing that they hate the fact that Mike and Todd always have piss-lettes in the underwear when they do laundry.
by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017
Get the piss-lettesmug. The way she comes strolling along, ‘chairwoman’ written on her badge, she thinks her piss is port wine
by Carol Knight July 7, 2023
Get the thinks her piss is port winemug. 
jess: you look like you have a piss kink-
sam: i do, you asshole
jess: that explains why your dad left you.
sam: makes sense
sam: i do, you asshole
jess: that explains why your dad left you.
sam: makes sense
by pisskinkshamer69420 December 28, 2021
Get the piss kinkmug. 